Sunday, March 12, 2006

dotz.

jes msned me just now.
dunno wad she was trying to say also.
but if it's not money issues or life threatening then it's ok.

hmm.

and i'm back to being an entertainment vehicle,
a newswire service would be a more accurate description, perhaps?
daily news fed into my system.
data retrieval at any time.
feedback and communication lines open as and when.
well.
i am NOT a freaKin' newswire service;
i am NOT AP, i am not AFP, i am not Reuters.
i'd like to stop functioning but i can't.
argh.
one day i'll just conk out
and you'll wonder where the news went,
where to feed your news to.
because this newswire service won't be open 24/7, 365.
and it won't be open to anyone at anytime.
please sign up and pay for your subscription.
at the front desk, please.

and pay up in full.
we don't accept bank cheques, nor credit cards, nor atm.
neither do we do installments, deposits or bank loans.
pay upfront, in full, cold hard cash please.

this is a one-time only payment.
we won't see you again.
ok, thank you very much for your patronization.
and bye.
...and dith babbled on at the insane hour of 12:53:00 AM